Will Hines

Howdy. How's it going? You're looking at my bio, which is the most flattering thing to happen to me all day.
I bet we already know each other. I bet we just hung out and I mentioned I was doing The Project and now
you're online and you're bored and you're clicking around and you saw my name and so you clicked. Here's
some salient points -- maybe we have them in common: I'm in the improv group Monkeydick and the sketch
group Gameface. I'm a self-taught web programmer. I used to be a journalist but I got tired of being broke and
living in my Dad's basement. I was born in Ohio. I'm half-Canadian. I went to UConn, where I switched majors 3
times, and graduated in 1992. The absolute funniest thing I ever said on stage was "Ho, ho, ho, Santa Claus" which
of course means nothing out of context. When getting to know people, I probably talk about music and movies too
much, but what's too much?